Did a patent search on some of my furnace parts. Read the inventor’s filing info about how aspects of it were designed to work and it helped me diagnose a problem I’ve been having. Boom, furnace working again.
Me + Patent search: 1
Expensive furnace repair guy: 0
My wireless router signal won’t even reach my dining room, yet my neighbors’ networks from a block away show up as available. WTF
Human beings fatigue me
So I can feel like a superhero when I do everyday things:
No problem, ma’am. I’ll have that jar open in no time.
Carry all of these groceries into the house? I got it. One trip. Just one trip.
You want the piano on the other side of the living room? Ok, will do… when did the piano get so light?